What the Pooh Dude?
Thursday, June 15, 2023

The best-laid plans...

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"All right. Are we doing this?" I ask, hopping up from my yoga mat. "Now?" replies David, looking up from his laptop. He...
Monday, May 8, 2023

And that's what you get from 41 years of sticking fingers in your eyes

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In 1981, while conjugating the verb  être  in French class - my vision blurred. I blinked... blinked again. I then stuck the tips of my midd...
Saturday, April 29, 2023

The Cursed Roof

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Driiiiiiiiip. Driiiiiiiiip. Driiiiiiiiip. Fuck. Nope. No, I am not going to look. I don't need to look, because that problem has been so...
Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Irregular Heather

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WARNING: Colourful language in this post. Fact: My internal thermostat is fucked. I've dealt with hot flashes since the age of 36. But t...
Wednesday, September 14, 2022

Ill-timed Aphasia

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warning: BIG time bad words in this post. Aphasia noun apha·​sia | \ ə-ˈfā-zh(ē-)ə       medical : loss or impairment of the power to use ...
Thursday, September 8, 2022

I'm sweating WHERE now?

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I'm at the kitchen table playing word games on my laptop. I have my Google timer set for 6.5 minutes of cool down. Cool down time is vit...
Monday, August 29, 2022

Surreptitious OCD

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David, Rissa and I are in a charming French restaurant in Baldwin Village.  Red walls. Black baseboards. Brilliant yellow door. Art everywhe...
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A writer, director, actor, mom, wife, procrastinator... Life is crazy, as am I. Laughing is the best way to cope.
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