Below is a pic of me giving my Toast to the Groom at Amber & Shawn's wedding from October. I know, HOT, right? Who wouldn't want to tap that? Later we played Throw Wedding Favors into Heather's Mouth!
NEVER when I'm talking. There is a plethora of photographic evidence from more than a handful of public events where I've had to give a speech. I'm sure that I looked just fine actually giving the speech, but catch any of the individual seconds of those speeches candidly? It's like I'm having a stroke, and instead of calling 911, the photographer took pictures of it. DUDE!!! How about a little fucking dignity here?
And as I've already let that horse out of the barn - here are some others...
|Help me! I have lock jaw!!|
|Brain aneurysm! I am having a brain aneurysm!!!|
|Oh aren't you the sweetest little alpaca I've ever seen!|
|I totally deserved that.|