David's pretty hairy, so during the course of a regular day, his chest hair and "Happy Trail," move the lint from inside a garment towards his belly button - kind of like the circling winds of a hurricane, or, or... the Charybdis, except instead of large, sea-faring vessels, his belly button is sucking in lint.
After a few incidences of discovering copious amounts of lint in David's navel, I got to thinking... If we collected it, would it be enough, say... to felt minature figures of Shetland ponies or woodland foxes? Could I begin a new career as a felting artist? Could I sell Belly Button Lint Minatures on Etsy? So far this is all I have collected... but I'm hopeful.
|Soon this will be transformed into small woodland animals!|