My Mom took great pride in emphatically stating that we could sleep 22 people in our house. We were military - you never knew who might stop by. We had more sofa beds and guest beds than your average bear. It's a badge of family honour for me. A tradition. I need to be able to find space for 22 people to sleep in my new home. My new, 1500 sq. foot home with NO guest room. David's already started devising plans to jerry-rig some beds from an alternate dimension. Patent pending.
I am determined to be able to sleep at least two. At the very least we need a sofa bed to take care of overnight guests. All I want is a functioning sofa bed that is actually comfortable to sit on. Okay, a functioning sofa bed, comfortable to sit on and that doesn't look like crap. Is that so much to ask? Is it? Not a fricking futon on a pine frame - I'm 45 years old - not a first year Arts student. Not something that feels like you're balancing your derriere on concrete. Something with a modicum of style that can accommodate overnight guests. It's like searching out the Holy Freaking Grail.
I have been trying out sofa beds for weeks now. My ass going from shop to shop to shop. Kind of like Goldilocks, but with no "just right" in sight.
|This has nothing to do with the post, |
but when I was trying to find a good Goldilocks
illustration I got distracted.
I'm desperately trying to find an alternative to IKEA here folks. I'd love to shop local and support the little guy, but those damned Swedes with their good prices and relatively comfortable pieces and delivery are calling to me. "Ve huv sofas end matchink sofa beds end cumfy chayerrs - ull vith slip cuverrs... Cooom to de Scandinavian siede Headder!" Oh God, it may be too late!