| Meatloaf vs Meatloaf |
Rissa: "Is 'Meatloaf' - Meatloaf's actual name?"
David: "No, I don't think so."
Rissa: "That's good 'cause that would be really unfortunate - it would be like naming your kid brussels sprout or candlestick."
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"Wait! Wait! You go to my room, but don't go on the bed. Stand by the... stand by the closet!! I want to make a grand entrance!!!" Rissa gallumphs down the hall and appears in the doorway, poses in a Superman pose and then launches herself onto the bed, landing on her stomach.
"You done?"
"Not yet!" She extends her arms and legs off the mattress and makes whooshing noises.
"Are you trying to shoot light out of your fingers and toes?"
"YES!!! Is it working?"
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Rissa's review of the Dark Knight Rises. "It was alright I guess. But holy camole! Anne Hathaway's butt was parading itself to the universe!"
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