Aren't they the absolute best?!? I think they're supposed to be be mice, but they look more like muskrats to me on account of their poufy head fur and long tails. And then when I really looked at their attire - it struck me that the one in the tuxedo had a very feminine, tailored flair, what with the form-fitting vest and cravat and lace around her wrists. And then I thought, what if these are two female muskrats... on their wedding day!?! David and Rissa found me my very own diversity-affirming stuffed animals that I can place on my desk and adore EVERY SINGLE DAY!! I have Fabulous Lesbian Muffcrats!!! How great is that?!? The only thing better? If they were actual taxidermied muskrats.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
The Fabulous Lesbian Muffcrats...
This is how much David and Rissa love me. They bought me THESE at our local charity shop!!
Aren't they the absolute best?!? I think they're supposed to be be mice, but they look more like muskrats to me on account of their poufy head fur and long tails. And then when I really looked at their attire - it struck me that the one in the tuxedo had a very feminine, tailored flair, what with the form-fitting vest and cravat and lace around her wrists. And then I thought, what if these are two female muskrats... on their wedding day!?! David and Rissa found me my very own diversity-affirming stuffed animals that I can place on my desk and adore EVERY SINGLE DAY!! I have Fabulous Lesbian Muffcrats!!! How great is that?!? The only thing better? If they were actual taxidermied muskrats.
Aren't they the absolute best?!? I think they're supposed to be be mice, but they look more like muskrats to me on account of their poufy head fur and long tails. And then when I really looked at their attire - it struck me that the one in the tuxedo had a very feminine, tailored flair, what with the form-fitting vest and cravat and lace around her wrists. And then I thought, what if these are two female muskrats... on their wedding day!?! David and Rissa found me my very own diversity-affirming stuffed animals that I can place on my desk and adore EVERY SINGLE DAY!! I have Fabulous Lesbian Muffcrats!!! How great is that?!? The only thing better? If they were actual taxidermied muskrats.
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