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| From Knitting Ole Bag on Etsy |
I would like to enter into a pact with all my female friends. A facial hair pact.
This is my vow to you: If you suddenly sprout a thick moustache, I will tell you. If you have a neck full of hairs that are visible-only-in-natural-light, I will tell you. If you have a fine, blonde hair on your cheek that is a full three inches long and can be braided into the hair on your head, I will tell you. If your mole has sprouted a hag's hair, I will tell you. If your eyebrows go Frida Kahlo, I will tell you. All I ask is that you do the same for me.
We're in this together. This is more important than letting a gal know that she has spinach in her teeth or that her zipper is down. Please let us age gracefully together without morphing into elderly Italian women who frighten small children with their hunches and facial hair.
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