You never know how much time you really spend naked until your kid has a sleepover. Thursday night, Rissa had three other friends sleep over, and I had to make a concerted effort NOT to be naked in my own home. I had to close doors, I had to take a bathrobe with me when I took a shower... I had to get dressed in my bedroom... Which lead me to this thought: I must walk around naked ALL the time.
I get dressed as I'm walking to the kitchen. I might have pants on, maybe my bra is on, maybe it isn't... rarely is a shirt upon my person. I start the kettle to boil, I feed the cats, all while going topless. Rissa frequently greets me with a "Mother! Clothes! ON NOW!"
I'm the only who really does it in our house. Though Rissa spent her first decade rarely wearing clothing inside the house, at the age of 11 she starting wrapping herself in towels, bathrobes and generally not wanting to be naked. At all. EVER. David started covering up a few years before that, probably on account of the fact that Rissa did a lot of pointing and tittering at his groinal direction. But me? Nekkid. Most of the time. I cavort, I skip down the stairs (although when I do, I must hold my tatas so that I don't give myself a black eye), I lounge.
Being naked is a great thing. I enjoy my liberation from garments. I alone, the mother, have this freedom in our home. I send out a call to other mothers - embrace this! Cast off your clothing and luxuriate in nakedness with me! Embarass your adolescent children, titillate your partners! Mothers of the world - DISROBE!!