Too much? |
I've got boobs. Largish ones. On occasion, there'll be a day where I'll get dressed for work and as I'm walking to the office, I'll notice that my attire for the day is a little more low-cut than I had originally thought. I'm not talking porn low-cut, but enough that as I'm looking down, even I get the urge to motor boat. You know... 'cause they do look so inviting. It's the kind of low-cut where it takes every iota of focus for David to have a conversation with me.
Sure, I do my best to make the outfit more public-appropriate. I play around with the shoulder seams to get the neckline as far back as possible - make sure that my posture is overly straight - all the tricks so that I my co-workers don't get distracticated 'cause let's face it, even in an office full of women - 'out there' boobs can cause some commotion.
Yesterday, I thought I'd try using scotch tape to secure the edges of the neckline to my decolletage. To no avail. No matter how tightly you make your tape loop. You really need double-sided clothing tape - or... OR... those super adhesive dots that you use in scrapbooking or card making!!! I could have one of those dispenser thingies in my desk and just pop out a line of adhesive dots when a cleavage emergency arises and I'd be good to go! KICK-ASS USES FOR CRAFTING SUPPLIES!!! Send along your own quick fixes!
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